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The word that is said immediately after the WiFi stops working.

"FUCK! THE WIFI STOPPED WORKING!"

by explodoboy June 29, 2017

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As fuck

An expression that can be added to almost any adjective to give emphasis. It generally means, "Extremely" or "To the utmost degree." This expression is very flexible (you might say it's flexible as fuck?), as you can use it to modify essentially any description, good, bad or other.

Opinions are divided as to what the word 'Fuck' means in this context:

One one hand, you could easily argue that it is referring to the act of 'Fucking.' IE "This thing was thingy as fuck," meaning that the thing was so thingy that it resembled fucking. This was probably where this phrase originated.

However, as mentioned above, the phrase can also be used alongside negative descriptions as well as positive ones. IE "That shit was painful as fuck!" Given this, it's safe to assume that the word fuck, in this context, has no meaning at all, and is likely just used for emphasis, as it is a curse word.

The phrase can be used by anyone, but is limited in reach by it containing the word 'fuck.' The phrase is also somewhat vacuous, and more-or-less accomplishes the same thing as an exclamation point. Due to its loud and vapid nature, it has become very popular in the Bro community.

-This is legit as fuck! (probably the most common usage)
-My hand-writing is girly as fuck
-This sandwich is dank as fuck
-I am writing this UD post because I'm bored as fuck
-Dis club is tight as fuck

Atypical but still appropriate uses:
Programmer: "This algorithm is optimized as fuck!"
Doctor: "That patient's sick as fuck!"
Hipster: "This restaurant is main-stream as fuck!"

by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll July 15, 2014

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For the fuck of it

For no particular reason; just cause.

Guy 1: Bro, why are u buying that expensive controller when you don't even play your Xbox?

Guy 2: Lol just for the fuck of it, this controller is nice as hell!

by LowkeyLousy August 21, 2017


Fucks

The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.

Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by No fucks given July 18, 2011

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fuck it

An expresssion used when... eh... fuck it.

Fuck it, I don't want to define it any more.

by yipppeeeKAYyay January 19, 2006

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fuck

Yes, fuck.
1; The insertion of a male's genitals into another humans' genitals or anus. Also known as having sex with someone.
2; Used for exaggeration by placing the word before another they would like to further express.
3; A person who is far from intelligent.

1; I've fucked a tortoise in my past life.
2; Ducks can't fucking sneeze you dumbass! ..They can't right?
3; You're one huge moronic fuck to have had to search what fuck means on the Urban Dictionary as am I for taking the time to define it to the horny shits who actually search these things up, like you, my dear friend.

by danlester June 10, 2016

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That's Fucked

When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.It is simply just fucked.

Jerome: That nigga just got po'd and he just got out
Jacob: Damn son That's Fucked

by BariBlue July 21, 2014

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