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A list of peope that a person wants to have have sex with, no matter the circumstance or their relationship status. (Which is much better than the "one free pass" some would normally get.) In this case, the list can be celebrities or just regular people. Ideally, if in a relationship, both parties would have such a list.
"I'm sorry, hun. I know we're getting married tomorrow and she's one of your best friends, but she's on my fuckit list. Given the fact she lives out of the country, this may be my only opportunity to have sexual relations with her."
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Similar to the "Swear Jar" or "Cuss Jar" you had to put a dollar into at home whenever you cussed, just modified for an older audience.
A bucket into which you must deposit a dollar for every cuss word you say.
Alyssa: "Yeah, he was fucked as shit."
Cait: "That's it, put two dollars into the Fuckit Bucket."
Alyssa: "Aw, man..."
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A list of things you wish to do before committing suicide.
Doing every street drug I can find is the last thing on my Fuckit List
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A fuckit bucket is a large mixture of alcohol. For example:
Today I filled my water bottle with about six different types of whiskey, gin, rum, port and wine. Yeah, it was a real fuckit bucket.
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A bucket like contraption whereby a chick can be lowered on to your tent pole and spun. Usually found at your higher class Mexican stip clubs.
WARNING: FAILURE TO ADHERE TO LUBRICATION REQUIREMENTS WITH THIS FUCKIT BUCKET CAN RESULT IN PENILE DISLOCATION AND EMERGENCY ROOM HILARITY.
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The reason an alcoholic gives for having to quit drinking.
Should I sleep on the sofa or drive 10 minutes home? ehhh FuckIt....where's my keys?
5 hours earlier;
Should I go home or to the bar? ehhh FuckIt....I'll just stop for one.
Too many FuckIts gets expensive in many ways.
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Being the first to do some stupid shit that nobody with any common sense has or would have ever done in the history of the world.
Friend 1: “Yo, wanna try swimming naked with pigs in Lake Michigan?”
Friend 2: “I’m not up for that kind of fuckiteering man.”