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1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life
1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!
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A complete and utter fucking retard
50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm
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A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
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A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.
Other blends:
smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard
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A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.
For example:
urbdic.shorturl.com
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In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
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