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A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.
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In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
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Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Most catholic girls are fucktards.
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A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.
Girl1: He actually said that?!?!?
Girl2: Yes.... :-S
Girl3: What a fucktard
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"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
Man George Bush is a fucktard!
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1. (noun) a combination of retard and fuck.
2. (noun) someone who is so much of an idiot that a new word was made to describe how fucking retarded they are
"Oh my god, I can't even begin to explain what a fucktard he is."
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When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.
Did you just post revenge porn on your girlfriend...That's some serious fucktardation.
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