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massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon
He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..
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A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
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When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.
Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton
A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
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A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.
After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"
After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"
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A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.
(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!
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Partaking in particularly explicit sexual activities with the Japanese.
I went to a club and then got double futon-ed. I am sooo sore, you can't even imagine.