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1. Noun The most moderate person alive. Moderately fast, tall, attractive and smart. Has the largest non-celebrity fanclub in existance.
2. Verb The act of divorcing somebody as soon as legally possible.
3. Adjective Extremely attractive.
1. Gabe went to the lunchroom and half the people there noticed him.
2. So when John got all the money he could off Susan, he Gabed and ran off.
3. And so when the tall, Gabe, handsome Jack stodd up, the lady knew that he was the one.
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Used as a noun or verb; to pwn immensely, to pretty much be the ultimate.
Holy crap I just Gabed up an 80-0 in Dust2
Charles Bronson is a real Gabe and a half.
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The prodigal son of Chuck Norris and Isaiah Mustafa (the guy from the new Old Spice commercials). Can kick Jesus's arse any day.
Just Gabe it.
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Gabe can be a verb a noun or even an adjective. If used a noun it is always somebody who is cool, sometimes a little off their knocker though. Moderately funny, though there are always funnier, and decently handsome. When used as a verb it means to be amazing, to pretty much master all that you do, other than sports. If an adjective, it could be used to describe some cool, funny, or odd. Usually used to describe odd or weird things.
Gabe is so cool, how does he know all that stuff?
If I was gonna get a boyfriend I'd make sure he was pretty Gabe.
Okaay, yeah thats a little too Gabe for me.
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The noodle guy out of car dealerships
"I drove by the Ford dealership and thought I saw Gabe, but it was just the noodle guy"
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The act of getting overly emotionally invested in a situation when a simple peaceful solution could have been reached.
Often ending up in bursts of anger and hostility.
You just had to Gabe it up didnt you?
What happened with that girl bro? I Gabed it up.
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Well he is gabe.... Just don't fall asleep with this one around.
Gabe is over there don't let him smell your fear.
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