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To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.
Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat
Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.
Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!
Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!
Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.
Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."
The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.
Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.
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A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.
You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!
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(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.
The flaming gamble is the most dangerous homosexual act known to man.
When you have sex with a European stranger.
Visiting Paris this weekend will be quite the Harry Gamble!