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gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

by vrysrslysrs September 24, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

by THE PAMSTER May 4, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gandalf

Something which kicks your (fucking) face off. Amazing.

"Did the DJ kick your (fucking) face off?"
"Yes, he was fucking Gandalf!!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gandalf

A resident of the FFShrine message board and Rotten Tomatoes. The biggest flaming homosexual on earth, who yet claims to hate anal sex.

Gandalf is such a flaming homosexual.

by Sarah February 8, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


gandalf

The sexy old man of LOTR. although hes completely gay, he doesn't go for his co-worker, and also gay elijah wood. (elijah's with sam!!)

Gandalf is the fucking coolest old man ive ever seen.

by duxchic17 May 16, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


gandalf

A marijuana pipe.

I've got a gandalf in the car if you want a hit.

by JimmyCurn1 January 5, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gandalfed

Getting a woman on her knees and ejaculating on her chin so it drips and looks like a beard

I took Kayleigh home and gandalfed her.

by stubblehead August 10, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž