Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)
1.Speedy Simon!!!!
2.heyy.
3.look its Simon Gardner
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Sex offender and pedophile of a 13 year old girl.
Mr. Gardner is a 27 year old, married and with the military. He went to jail for having sex with a 13 year old girl many times at school.
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A fucking god tier cornerback in the NFL. Played for the Cincinnati Bearcats. No touchdowns was allowed in his collegiate carrer.
P1: did u see sauce gardner last night?
P2: he is a fucking god
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A type of person who is amazingly beautiful, and loved by many
Person one: 'Wow, she is so nice, everyone likes her.'
Person two: 'I know, she is a classic Lucy Gardner.'
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when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
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A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.
"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"
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