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Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.
Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.
One who is garfing, i.e. eating like a pregnant lady.
How is my little garf-nut?
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To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.
Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".
"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."
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This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)
-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."
Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."