My girlfriend gave it to me

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

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gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

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Master gave Dobby a sock

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.

Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.

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I gave it up for lent

One of the best ways to get out of something you don't want to do.

P.S. Only can be used for 40 days before easter.

"John, wanna go to the mall with me :D?" -Annoying ugly girl
"I gave it up for lent"-John
"Oh well in that case nevermind."-Annoying ugly girl

"Brian, take out the trash."-Your mom
"Sorry i gave it up for lent"-Brian
"Damn being a Christian -_-"-Your mom

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he gave me life

He was "Everything!"

That guy was so gorgeous, he gave me life! to die for

Gave him a vitamin shot.

blow job, bj.

She (He) gave him a vitamin shot.

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Gave your ass to kiss

To snubb or show disdain towards someone who has treated you with kindness and generosity.

" Chuck helped you out when you had nothing and when he asked you for some help in return you gave your ass to kiss."