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Geneva Jesus

Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".

Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.

"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9

by Geneva Jesus November 14, 2019


Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

128πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Geneva, NY

Its a small town on Seneca Lake, which you wouldn't even pay attention to if you were driving through, but its alot more then some small town. Its mad ghetto, and shit spreads faster than a wild fire. The majority of kids are two-faced. Most of the "cool kids" are sluts, or ass holes. The kids who aren't always get sucked into drama, or picked on by the brats. I live here, so I know. The majority of the kids lose their virginity by 9th grade, if not then earlier. But there's something about Geneva that you gotta love. Maybe its Cams, and its amazing pizza, or the Ice skating rink, where everyone goes. And despite all the shit that goes down, and how ghetto it is, there's something kind of wonderful about it.

Ghetto Geneva, NY kid: Ayo you got the biggest damn head I ever seen.
White girl: Aye shut up.
Ghetto kid: I'll kick yo damn ass bitch!!
White girl: ..... I love you!!
Ghetto kid: aye thats wut i thought..

by Im right and you knoww it.. January 21, 2012

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


dirty geneva

When you stick one hand up someone's ass, then stick the other down their throat, you then link your hands, and have sex with their belly button.

Dude, Sarah totally let me Dirty Geneva her!

by Dirty home boy June 22, 2019

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Geneva Alabama

A small town in lower Alabama where your last name is your legacy or meth is.

Omg she must be on meth she’s got to be from Geneva Alabama!

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021


geneva indiana

Geneva indidana is where the crack whore is down the street if u dont know her your husband sure does and dont forget the bad hooker down the street she is quite a cheap one

Crack whore lives in geneva indiana.

by Geneva indiana December 21, 2016


Geneva Suggestion

Used by somebody about to break the geneva convention

"Geneva convention? More like the geneva suggestion" - Zanny

by Zannyfan December 26, 2022

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž