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George W. Bush

The current president of the United States. Who thinks the war is helping our country. NEWS FLASH its not. If the war doesn't end soon most of america is going to be gone. Except for Paris Hilton.

EXAMPLE:
Bob from Texas: Oh My godness George W. Bush is amazing.
Joe from not Texas: UMM,, What the heck? He smells like baby poop.

by Catherine Griffus March 20, 2007

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George W. Bush

President before Obama.

Dick head. Annoying. Boring. Loves wars. Doesnt think ahead. Needs a life

Man hes such George W. Bush so clueless!

by Forbidd3n_Ros3 April 27, 2009

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George W. Bush

One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008

by NeuroNoir May 16, 2009

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George W. Bush

IS NOT A FUCKING COWBOY!!!!

He's a CHEERLEADER!!! From CONNECTICUT! A "jock" cheerleader! He will never go riding into the sunset! The most he might do is shake his poms at you.

And for all those "lovely" "people" who think Bush is some upstanding, straight, male, hero-type...

Do you know what BOHEMIAN GROVE is? According to Richard Nixon: "The Bohemian Grove -- which I attend, from time to time -- it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine..."

Got to love that Gay Old GOP!

George W. Bush, not our first gay president, but definitely one of them!

by UnlikeBump July 11, 2009

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George W. Bush

That one guy that was president before Barack Obama.

George W. Bush was the founding father of Barack Obama's presidential campaign.

by that other guy on here... February 13, 2009

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George W. Bush

1. a load that should have been swallowed
2. wastes millions of dollars hunting for a man who is most likely in a different fucking country
3. see adolf hilter
4. Only president to go into office with a criminal record
5. Drug addict
6. cowboy president
7. has the intellect of a walnut

George W. Bush : I'm special! monnggg

"It's bad in Iraq. Does that help?" --George W. Bush, after being asked by a reporter whether he's in denial about Iraq, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006

by Go play with your laso, Bush March 31, 2007

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George W. Bush

A-hole

george w. bush is an a-hole

by down3r13 July 29, 2009

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