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Often Germany is only seen as the causer of World War I and II but that's not all. Every German is hating Hitler and what had happened to all those innocent victims during his terror regime. But were not national socialist anymore! Germany tries hard to come to terms with its past and Berlin is remembering you of what happened very much (cue: memorial).
Then there is the DDR, a terror regime as well. If you ever visit Berlin and book a guide he will tell you mostly about the Third Reich and the DDR. The opposite of liberty and democracy.
Germany, known for its beer, great cars and guns, is a beautiful country where nobody drinks beer to every meal, neither wears leather pants nor is taught how to built a car at school. There are so many stereotypes I hate. I'll only say it one more time: Don’t ever wear leather shorts in public!!
Instead, it offers big culural facets and beautiful buildings, coastel and mountainous landscapes, big vibrant cities and the wide country.
German food is also very delicious. Kebab, often sold by Turkish inhabitants, is yummy as well as the good, old Bavarian veal sausage.
Germans are also known for their punctuality. It's true, we are always on time, natrual for every German. We are faithful, maybe rough sometimes but with a soft core.
The most famous German facility is the Autobahn (die Autobahn). Many tourists are huge fans of it and I can understand why. There are many famous cultural people as well (Schubert, Goethe, Schiller etc.).
Prejudices may be funny but for Germany they aren't.
No racism, no Nazis! We're not like them anymore, we're modern, a new nation.
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According to the German buisnessmen on The Simpson German is "The Land of Chocolate"
German Boss: What improvements do you reccomend for the plant?
Homer: Well, uh. Um....I wish the vending machine wasn't so picky with the dollar bills it takes.
German Boss: I understand Homer, we too are from the land of chocolate.
Homer: Mmmm, the Land of Chocolate!
IN DREAM: *frolics around taking a bite out of chocolate bunnies*
Homer: la la la...la la
German Boss: Homer? Homer?!
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A very respective, but under appreciated country. They have great culture, fine arts, beer (just appealing to the rednecks, here) and awesome cars. Hitler wasn't born in germany, either. He was born in austria. Most of the nazis were under aged teenagers too afraid to fight for the allies. Many were drafter under force against their will. So before you blame germany being a bad country stop to think, we have been in more than 20 seperate wars as a country less then 400 years old. I believe germany has been in 10, maybe less. They have been dated back to medevil times.
Deutschland ist fur den sieg!
How can germany be blamed for what their ancestors did?
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Maybe the we are friendly, repent our past und make good stuff. But we are suffering from our bullshit government and we hate each other.
Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore.
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
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No joke, Germany's like the best country. The drinking Age is 16, they have great beer, good weed (since germanys next to holland) and badass clubs. Parents aren't as bitchy as in america. Even school's better. No fucking cameras, no ID's, no cops and drug dogs and shit. And kids still behave better. oh yea, and you get out at 1.15 !
guy: dude, germany the best fucking place in the world !
me: righttt, bro
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A country that almost won two world wars but is 0-2 because America called it a little bitch.
Germany: Alright, so the allies are on their knees and Russia surrendered, we got this
*American Anthem starts playing*
Germany: *Screams*
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bitch, germany did make the world cup.
Germany lost to England 5-1 in the qualifiers. But then they still made it to final, whereas England got their asses whopped early on. And but "asses whopped" I mean a 30 yard chip over the english keep and his gay ponytail.
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