Person: Yo' Gert Jimbob, you're a legend!
Gert Jimbob: ye
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he make perfection this dictionary entriy
belgian choclat you for
Part of the beiber three-fold the duvel
homosexual on fire who likes anus in the fist
every night alchoholic
Gert-Jan took whole fist anus!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope gert-jan does the not gay I aren't.
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a word to describe something very big.
I've got a gert-off wedgey.
I had a gert-off slice'a that cake.
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Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.
"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."
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Belgian artist born in 1984 known from several works (cowboy brain, mistor I don't feel like, the bathtub,...)
dutch: Cuyper was also a profession practiced in the medievil times
latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"
'I can see you are a true cuyper maker'
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A slang term meaning Idiot, often used by other gert big dins in Bournemouth area but has rapidly spread in usage around the sport of Banger Racing.
Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck
Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods