Get Ass University (GAU)

Get Ass University was founded in July of 2022. With campus’ in Malvern, PA and Avalon, NJ, students can apply to the Undergraduate, Graduate, or Doctorate program. Head of schools P. Murtagh and T. Flynn founded the institution to band together a brotherhood of men who slay ass in the Graduate and Doctorate schools, and teach worthy applicants in the undergraduate program that ways.

S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program.

Cut class to get ass

When you skip class for some ass....pretty self explanatory.

Eg. (Cut class to get ass)

DeMarcus: Look it's Myles he's skipping again
TJ: That boy Myles always cuts class for some ass, i bet he's goin to "see" Mrs.Rain
DeMarcus: You mean the hot MILF Mrs. Ra-- Oh shit he's comin our way
TJ: YEAAAAHH that one...... MY NIGGA *proceeds to dap Myles up*

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no pussy getting ass nigga

A person who is self celibate who never can obtain sexual encounters with the opposite sex (some cases) same sex.

Mike: bro you smash Tonya last night at that dorm party?
Chris: nah bro, I respect her and wouldn't dare violate her in such manner, plus I think she seeing
Somebody.
Mike: MAN you a no pussy getting ass nigga.

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get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked

The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.

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She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!

A phrase that you offten want to scream out the theater, whenever the dumb bitch gets caught by the killer or monster in any Horror Film. You can also yell this while watching a porno. However it is not recomended

*Movie* (Dumb blonde skanky bitch runs into killer)

Guy Watching film : "Holy fucking titty licking tacos! She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!!"

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get the water out yo ass

A strenous activity that will cause you to strain and get that water out yo ass.

we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"

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