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A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.
She enthusiastically blew Gideon's Trumpet.
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The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.
Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."
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When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
Jamie: Yoo, you’ll never guess what I did with my girl last night!
Ethan: What?
Jamie: She let me do a Dirty Gideon with her!
Ethan: Sick I gotta convince my girl to do that with me
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Senate candidate who will stand up for the people of the great state of Maine instead of Susan Collins
Susan Collins has backed Trump for too long. Time for Sara Gideon to defeat her!
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A verb for when one person burps into another person's asshole and they fart it back out into the other person's mouth.
My girlfriend and I did a Gassy Gideon last night and I woke up to my breath smelling like her ass.
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It's like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. With spotlights.
Don't go to Gideon Missouri unless you plan to meff around.