THEA GILMORE

Quite simply the best singer/songwriter in the world.

If you don't believe me, check out Avalanche

Cor, that Thea Gilmore lass don't half rock man

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autumn gilmore

a very talkative and annoying female who lives in alabama.

autumn gilmore is friends with shelby gentry. lol. i love u mary autumn

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Gilmore Girls

A fast talkin' contest, whoever can talk the fastest wins. This talkin' contest is put on TV occasionaly. The two most popular competitors are Loralai and Rory, known for their ability to not only talk fast but to put together actual conversations where they attempt to be funny.

On your mark...
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!

Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"

NOT FUNNY.

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Fappy Gilmore

Wanking reverse underhand and wiping your ass from the front whilst standing shoulder width apart and slightly bent forward as though you were playing golf.

It was affecting my game so I did a Fappy Gilmore in the bunker to relax. My swing was a lot better after that and I went on the finish off the last 9 holes.

Gilmore Guitar

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar

keithan gilmore

The most sexiest man alive also he has the biggest dick u ever seen he’s kind caring loving romantic funny and many more things if u meet a keithan Gilmore don’t leave him

Keithan Gilmore is sexy.

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the happy gilmore

a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.

I pulled out my wood and pulled the happy gilmore that helpless slut.

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