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a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
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The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
"I wish I was born a giraffe."
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That print is more giraffic than the other.
I will have them design it more giraffic for you.
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vandalism spray-painted very, very high
coined by Robin D. Grove
Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.
"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
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Graffiti drawn at a high place.
Man check out that Giraffiti on that billboard.
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a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.
"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"
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