Glazing

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.

“Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

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Glazing

When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.

Hey man, I had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing

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glaze

Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.

That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.

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Glazing

The act of ejaculating on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. Only valid if burned post-glaze.

"Oh damn, spent all this weekend glazing photos of my ex-girlfriend. Have any gasoline?"

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glazed

To be covered in female juices After vaginal sex.

Man She glazed my penis. I need a shower!

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Glazing

verb: to glaze
to glaze means to flirt with someone, usually of the same sex but not required to still be known as glazing.

friend: "Hey you look really hot in that dress. Dang, i want some." you: "Are u glazing on me?!"

Friend: "Wow you're so good at that, i love it!" your other friend: "are you glazing on her?!?"

you: "dude that guy is really hot, think i'm gonna glaze on him."

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glaze

To slide across damp railings on your feet.

I glazed the park bench.

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