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Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation
I saw Sam glumping for hours today
The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.
My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.
Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.
“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”
A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.
"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"
Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.
Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?
Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.
Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.
Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.
Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk
“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”
Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot
I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy