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Gluten Slut

Someone with the opposite of a gluten intolerance. A person who enjoys gluten so much, food ethics may be set aside for the sake of consuming gluten.

A gluten slut loves all forms of gluten, not just including bread and pasta but also gluten-containing condiments like soy sauce.

I'm such a gluten slut lol, I love bread and rice. I'm so lucky I don't have a reaction to it otherwise I'd be a sad girl.

by wheresmygundam March 17, 2022


gluten nachos

English autocorrect's idea of the German phrase "gute Nacht" (good night). Originally noted by the American foreign exchange students of 2016. Now used colloquially as a farewell between bilingualists.

>And, how goes?
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||

by Nightshadee April 15, 2017


No Gluten On Mars

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasnโ€™t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022


Vladimir Gluten

The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.

Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend

Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

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Gluten Girl

A name of endearment for a person who is allergic to gluten

Did you give Gluten Girl her her gluten free cereal?

by glutenator April 20, 2011

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gluten freestyler

A Gluten Freestyler is a person who participates in a sport or fitness activity and has a food diet that avoids gluten.

For example a athlete with a diet that avoids gluten would be called a 'gluten freestyler'.

This gluten freestyler way has got me so lean because I can't find food to eat that is gluten-free.

A gluten freestyler travels the world and trains at high intensity levels, but is impeded by the difficulty in finding suitable safe gluten-free foods for recovery and growth.

by Angelo Soul March 1, 2020

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Gluten-Gaslighted

When people think you are 'faking' your gluten intolerance and label you as difficult and neurotic.

OMG, I got Gluten-Gaslighted on the yoga retreat - the others thought it was all in my head and told me so, despite me having a obvious and severe physical reaction to the bread!

by Ali Sea June 26, 2017

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