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A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.
Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.
Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.
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The opposite of a troll...instead of posting mindless things goblins over use logic and reason in their posts
Troll #1-This is now a pony thread
Troll #2-posts Spirit
Goblin #25-Spirit is not actually a pony refers to a horse that is small or under a certian age...it also refers to a league of baseball and in Full Metal Panic is the catch phrase of the Pedopony
Troll#3-Posts hentai version of Rainbow Dash
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A man who acts sneaky and plays tricks on his own family.
Tendencies include:
-Mumbling to self
-Chuckling to self.
-Stashing chocolate, crisps and electric toothbrush heads in own secret locked cupboard.
-Excessive use of possessive nouns eg. where are "MY" nail clippers, Who's taken "MY" wratchet, Who's seen "MY" Hoover?
-Usually a Bike/Golf/Stamp/LARPING/WOW/Vegetable Raising Fanatic.
-Reads Old Bike Mart
Physical Traits-
-Spikey or hook like nose.
-Cheeky grin
-Whispy hair.
Also can be called Goblinos. Mexican.
Dude, my dad just stayed up all night watching Chop Shop and ate all my easter egg. He's a frigging goblin.
"Gobbbbllliiinnnnooooooosssss"
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a goblin is a person usually a G whos strapped to take out the GOON thats tryin to murk you.
nigga my goblin just murked ur goon!
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A joint laced with DMT. Infamous because of the harsh texture of the smoke, and the difficulty in smoking it.
"I smoked some DMT in a Goblin one time, I didn't even trip because I couldn't even get enough of the smoke."
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A goblin is a class above goon, and below gargoyle. The ranks are Goon==>Goblin==>Gargoyle. Everything about a goblin is better than a goon. Goblins don't take shit from goons, but may from gargoyle's. A goblin is good.
Chris: Santa Cruz has hella goon pearl!
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
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Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.
Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
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