The biggest simp known to mankind.
Andrew: Mr can you move, Angie cant see
Class: Wow what an Andrew Goff
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The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.
GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!
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A little rugby player that breaks my iPod and takes it in the pooper.
Syn. DS Goff
Shut up, Fat Goff. And stop breaking my iPod.
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A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".
Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."
Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"
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A boring ass school with some short ass bitches with some ugly ass boys and girls but think girls the assistant principal can go suck a dick and there dress code sucks ass checks
Goff middle schools suck dick
A terrible place in East Greenbush, NY with bad teachers, and bad students. the school lunches taste terrible except for the pizza. all the teachers monitor you like you're 5 years old on go guardian and block every game
Me: Oh! I hate Goff Middle School!
Most other people: Me too!
An annoying girl that has no friends, and thinks that doing annoying things makes her cool when she is a steaming pile of shit.
Damn Georgia Bennett-Goff right there
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