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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 6, 2024


Gogurt train

A female that has had many guys cum inside of her one after another.

Guy1: Hey are you hanging out with Nicole tonight.
Guy2: No way man I don’t want that gogurt train.

Guy 1: Hey all the guys are going to Julia’s house tonight you down.
Guy 2 : Hell yeah lemme hop on that gogurt train.

by Cyberio September 18, 2022


Cincinnati Gogurt

When you suck a soggy drugged turd from a girl (or preferred sex) ass after a hard night of hard partying and boofing illicit substances.

"She let me eat Cincinnati Gogurt last weekend"

by L1ttlef0x September 3, 2023

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human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes

I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

by Faggotniggergookspec February 15, 2018


chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf February 8, 2016


Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021


Gogurte

A creature the size of a soccer ball; it has pointed oval-ish wings (tinted light blue) and an esca. He is named "Gogurte" and is a part of the Urtaverse. He is in the game "Maurading The Mall" on Scratch. His body is lime green and has a face like .w. and has a "belly under color" of dark-ish yellow.

"Gogurte is my favorite character in Maurading The Mall." or "Did you guy here about Gogurte?"

by Gogurte_Empire January 29, 2023