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A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.
"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"
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Keeping something precious away from someone.
When those fuckers started going gollum on me, all bets were off!!
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A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.
"I love being the Sauna Gollum. The view is just spectacular."
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The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.
He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!
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A disgusting worthless piece of shit rock Gollum is a no-personality creature that derives from the popular battle royale Fortnite. Gollum's typically dont like to speak much and love to self loathe, most Gollum's like to working in the welding and/or construction industry where they like to suck huge massive cocks and swallow disgusting loads.
So how long have you been doing Gollum Cosplay for?
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A generally used and abused penis.
A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..
That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.
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Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.