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When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.
It's poopy time, Jillian Aitken, it will stimulate your bowels, Donal 102, but obviously, Karen Fennessy
Gone off poopy time is a funny story.
When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.
The gone off sausages taste like shit.
When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off courgette is mushy.
When it looks like bird poo.
Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.
When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.
When you leave a Milkybar out too long and it goes slimy.
The gone off Milkybar tastes like slime.