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When a female in the act of performing oral sex on a male, is choked before the male occurs an orgasm. She then gasps for air swallowing the ejaculation.
She told me she doesn't swollow, so I gave out the Dirty Gonzales.
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When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food
"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"
yo u shibe gonzales ?
hell yea homie i am shibe gonzales
yo wsg shibe gonzales
A theoretical commentary YouTuber with over 6 million subscribers.
“I thought Danny Gonzales was really cool until I learned that he wasn’t real” :(
A sexy handsome man with an eccentric personality and an extremely creative mind. Has the beard of a warrior that will surely make any woman's panties wet with just one glance. A Paris Gonzales is also very musically inclined and can get inspiration to make a song by listening to any genre of music. You'll love a Paris Gonzales style because it truly reflects his character seeing as he's one of a kind and is the only one who can make anything look sexy! You'll love a Paris Gonzales, everyone does!
Paris Gonzales is one sexy ass dude, too bad he's married.
The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.
If this guy cant run faster than road runner, you got to be kidding, I mean road runner cant run at the speed of sound you bastard!
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