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Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.
"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."
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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
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1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously.
2. See also goober pea
I used to be a such a goober during high school, but now I've wisened up.
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A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.
He grabbed the foam sword from the aisle at Kmart and brandished it threateningly as the thing flopped back and forth.
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*
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A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock.
Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.
Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?"
Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! "
Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "
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The act of laughing so hard a booger explodes out of your nose. Admit it, we've all done it atleast once.
Arya: Hahahahaha-PFFFF
Arya was laughing so hard he goobered himself!
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its a weird meaning silly person
I'm a goober all day.
you're a goober!
El GooberO!!!
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