goof

A goof is a unreliable unloyal person even to their closest friend. they lie, cheat, molest, snitch, dont repay depts. Mainly as low as a person gets.

Mike - Yo bill just robbed his mom
Shawn - Yeah that guys a goof

Paul - Steve just ratted me out.
Josh - What a goof!

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goof

when someone asks you how you are and you say good but you're hurting on the inside

"hey how are you"

"oh yeah i'm goof"

Goofed

When one is sky-high to the point of no return

My brother shouted "dude are you fucking goofed again?" when he saw me on the roof with a bong in my hand.

Goofed

Being super drunk and unable to control yourself

Friend: I won’t even lie I’m pretty drunk right now

Me: Same dude, I’m fucking goofed

Goof

To have fucked up so badly, the mistake remains for the rest of your or someone's life.

I goofed inside my girl, now I'm a father.

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goof

Old English word for a freak or side show performer, i.e. a person who would bite the heads off of animals as public entertainment. More recently used a highly offensive prison and urban slang word translating into 'pedophile' or 'sexual deviant'. Offending 'goofs' are isolated in prison and outcasts in public for fears of being assualted or killed. This would be in a criminology context however. 'Goof' can be used as a harmless noun or verb if the intention of the underground meaning of the word is unknown i.e 'stop goofing around'. In most inner cities in the United States and Canada the word 'goof' would be interpreted as a serious insult i.e. 'fighting words'.

Ted Bundy was killed because he was a goof

Ted is a goof

Fuck you goof

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goof

Goof is a term used to describe a higher state of being. Not only does it mean desirable, it is the highest form of ecstasy without actually using the drug itself. Goof encompasses all the elation felt throughout this never-ending universe and is simply indescribable. This is the closest definition to goof available on the internet including the dark web.

pronunciation: /ɡo͞of/

Desmond: "Yo we was wyling last night we lit that bitch up, the cops came and fucked shit up though they arrested the homie Jamal though. FREE THE HOMIE JAMAL!!!!"
Dequan :"It was GOOF and unparalleled"

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