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Some dork who thinks he's cool when he's really not. He's usually fat and hates being called "Gordo"
"Did he trip and fall AGAIN?? Why is he such a Gordon?!?!"
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a very confused boy who does not know how to get home and if you talk to him he simply says yes even if the answer is no, or maybe you didn't even ask him a question he is affraid of dogs and cats but his favourite animal has to be a cockroach, yes thats right. he seems to be a kean little swimmer, but only in puddles because anything over 5cm's then he'll drown. he loves putting his wellies on, and jumping in the sink. he really likes aliens, in fact he believes his grandparents are from outer space so thats why he's frightened of them
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear
lets go for a gordon,
how are you gordon? "yes"
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A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.
Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is
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A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.
If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.
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he ong a bitch bro. how TF you gonna carry a child for nine months and name them GORDON. its the equivalent of an Italian person carrying a child for months and naming them Linguini Pepperoni Pizza Pie. if any Gordons read this, your moms a hoe.
person one: Bro gordon spoke to me today
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*
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A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.
Im going to have a great time, got myself a load from Gordon
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a person who has no life and is dumb
Gordon is dumb and is a no life
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