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Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021


Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.

Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.

by yummyboot June 25, 2024


Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021


Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024


Gospelize

To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy

Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize

by The original Queen Bee August 7, 2019


Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business

John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.

by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021


Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019