An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.
Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!
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Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind
the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,
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A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.
Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend
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The space between a mans asshole and his dick
Dont be such a gouch dude
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
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-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."
"Eech..."
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the space between the end of a woman's vagina (or cooch) and her anus
I rubbed it agains her gouche
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