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1. an opportunity for chomsky to yet again force dualism down our throats until it sticks out of our asses.
2. something that cannot be removed from sentences such as the following:
OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!
3. is implicit in every form of communicaton from billboard advertising to the way you wear your hair.
4. something that can be used to enforce and control or perhaps to just define.
5. something that everybody can describe but that nobody can yet explain. Except me perhaps :)
compare -
'not now reg, I'm having tea with my grammar.'
with
'the horse raced past the barn fell.'
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aka grammarisis - pertaining to grammarists and the correcting of grammar
a gramatically correct sentence is a grammarism
grammarists would like you to use proper grammarisms/grammarisis
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Whilst on Facebook or other websites you notice an error in spelling and thus correct it due to sheer awesomeness of the language you speak/know. Similar to out-grammared except it sounds better.
Also something your parents may do on a daily basis when you are younger.
Tyrone: "Bitches is super hot in college."
Tard: "*Bitches ARE super hot in college Tyrone. Get your shit together."
Out-Grammared
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Pretentious people on the internet frequently abuse this mechanic to make themselves look smart.
Proper grammar IS NOT a gauge of intelligence. Why don't more people use perfect grammar on the internet? Becuase they aren't writing academic papers online; they're writing in colloquialisms which other people understand. Many smart people talk colloquially because THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN SOCIETY.
And if you find the need to prowl around the internet, fixing people's grammatical errors to make yourself feel good then...you don't recognize that ultimately, the English language is meant to be used as a form of communication, and not a way to make yourself look smart.
tl;dr : people rnt complete dumbshits just bcuz they type like this so stop being such a grammar nazi
Person A: Your wrong. Your argument is compltely flawed because of A, B, and C.
Grammar Nazi: IT'S "YOU'RE", NOT "YOUR" AND YOU SPELLED "COMPLETELY" WRONG. Therefore I have proven that your level of intellegence is so far below mine that it would be a waste of time arguing with a Neanderthal like you. No, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AD HOMINEM IS.
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Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.
Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP
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Grammarous - Full of grammar, so meticulous about the construction of sentences and spelling of words that it is charming and fascinatingly attractive.
Me: Did you read Stacy's column in the local newspaper yesterday? shes absolutely grammarous.
Stacy: That was me. And it's written "she's".
Grammar is an ancient relic discovered recently. It was a technique that regular people use every day. Sadly, the use of grammar has decreased and is now obsolete.
Archeologists have recently discovered an important piece of our history- called grammar.
It steadily decreased during the 20th century.