Grant

Such a kind and caring person. Very tall and handsome. Every girl wants to date grant and the ones that do are incredibly lucky. He's very athletic and amazingly talented at every sport with any skill. this means he is very muscular and its extremely satisfying to every woman. He has a larger piece and it just makes everyone else want him so much more. Once you loose a Grant, you regret it.

Gal pal: Hey! What's going on with you and grant.
Grants gal: "He's absolutely amazing and I couldn't be happier

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granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

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Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

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for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.

We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!

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Grant On

When entering the world, a few have a purpose in life. It is a respectable and honorable purpose. A purpose worthy of a Gods themselves. This purpose is the act of going out and engaging with gorgeous women and convincing them to share pics of their beauty with the world through thechive.com. Perhaps there will bras to burn or future lower back problems to show. Maybe it'll just be an afternoon randomness but these people grant on. God bless you Chivers and grant on.

Chiver 1: Dude, your ex posted up pics of herself on today's daily afternoon randomness!
Chiver 2: What can I say? I grant on, brotha. Keep calm and chive on.

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Grant

He's stupid and anti-social. He doesn't talk much around people he doesn't know but if you get to know him he'll open up more. He's probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet.

Person 1: What the heck is that person doing in the dumpster?
Person 2: Oh, that's Grant
Grant: *banana peel in mouth* anybody want a bite?

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grant

a stupid bitch

grant is a stupid bitch

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