The Grant

The act of gay sexual submission while wearing only a baby blue shirt, bent over a history desk. Often, properly preformed anal sex inspires uncontrollable giggling, especially if the "butch" is a Malaysian man.

OMG Grant Garber's gettin' The Grant hardcore from that skinny Malaysian kid!

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Granted

Drinking like a hero before leaving the pre-drinks but only lasting 10 minutes in the club before seeing your lunch for the second time that day. Synonymous with getting absolutely fucked.

"My test went badly today" said Billy.
"Lets get you Granted tonight." said Milly.

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Grant

Ok, ok... This is Grant we're talking about here. He can be really awkward sometimes and be kind of weird but he has his kind side. He's quiet around people he doesn't know well but if he's around friends he'll want to talk and he'll open up more. Grant is funny and sweet most of the time. He can be kinda stubborn or just be plain stupid at times but he's a great friend to have around

Person 1: LOOK, IT'S A GRANT
Person 2: Ok...?
Grant: Yep, it's me...

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Grant

Such a kind and caring person. Very tall and handsome. Every girl wants to date grant and the ones that do are incredibly lucky. He's very athletic and amazingly talented at every sport with any skill. this means he is very muscular and its extremely satisfying to every woman. He has a larger piece and it just makes everyone else want him so much more. Once you loose a Grant, you regret it.

Gal pal: Hey! What's going on with you and grant.
Grants gal: "He's absolutely amazing and I couldn't be happier

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granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

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Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

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for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.

We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!

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