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The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.
Im drinking some as you read this.
Im also watching you through your bedroom window.
tasty
mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.
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Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.
when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.
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A sex technique. The woman cuts the sides of a grapefruit off and a hole in the center for the man's penis to fit. She then blows the man (who is blind folded) while moving the grapefruit up and down and squeezing every now and then to act as a vagina.
Dana: Yeah I did angels grapefruit on Paul last night.
Carol: Oh wow. Did he enjoy it?
Dana: Hell yeah. Now he knows he could have been fucking a grapefruit his whole life.
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An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
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A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).
Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?
Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.
Man 1: Harsh.
Man 2: That's how I roll.
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Having sex while watching Star Trek and you Vulcan Neck Pinch the other person's boob.
I gave her the good ol Romulan Grapefruit last night and both their tits went to sleep.
The most soul soothing band in history, simply with a different name. See Grateful Dead.
Deadhead: I was jammin' out to some soul soothing Grapefruit Dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet.
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*