when someone with a low IQ tries to change the world (often negatively) by screaming at it
gay kid: *exists*
homophobic parents: ruh ruh ruh ruh RUH
me: oh ha ha epic grug moment
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Grug is this enourmous powerhouse of pure neanderthal power. Sometimes he even goes by Grougulas.
"Man Grug is really strong and awesome."
Something that is awesome or very cool.
Eric: Woah dude that's so grug!
Mackenzie: Thanks.
your best friend. grug lives in the drains since you were little. he talks to you. tells you not to take the meds because it makes him disappear. you need to keep listening to grug.
mother: take your meds!
you: but grug insists I mustn't, it is forbidden.
mother: who?
you: He's seen the medications in the cabinet and has grown impatient with your feeble attempts at extinguishing the voices. He wants complete and utter control and you will suffer the consequences for trying to interfere with his plans.
mother: what are you talking about?.. I think we need to raise your dosage.
grug falls silent as he's suppressed by the medication.
you: GRUG!!!
A group hug. A combination of group + hug = grug.
It was so sad to see Nehemie leave our office that we gave her a grug to show our support!
Grug is man. Grug like warm fire and boobie. Grug like friendly tribe and hate enemy tribe. Grug like hunting wooly rhinocerus and deer. Grug like smashing enemy caveman with club. Grug.
Grug: Enemy tribe bad and eat baby. Kill all enemy tribe.
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY