A retard of war who is not capable of basic human movement but is still somehow welcomed to the battlefield. Otherwise known as grunk. A grunk is a man who has spent their entire life training for this moment and then just plff dies
A combination of Golf and Drinking. Golf is in fact a drinking sport. Being Grunk is all about playing golf the way it was meant to be played, absolutely shmammered.
Hey Honey, I am going out for 18 with the boy. We are getting Grunk, Don't wait up!
When you accidentally nut while you are talking to friends or family
“Shit I’ve just Grunked myself”
When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.
If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard
Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.
Damn that frog grunked me hard
Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.
Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night
James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!
Mike - i must have been grunked!
A small device used for trying to find ghost activity
"Here we got the Grunk Dunken, This will help us find paranormal activity"