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At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.
"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."
The most colorless, vomit inducing guacamole you will ever lay your eyes on. The site alone will make you gain 3 diseases. It will make your hair fall out and your skins will begin to melt.
You seen xDrifted's Guac, that shit made me wanna rip my eyes out!
Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole
Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees
When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up
I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.
Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
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the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.
The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.
When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.
Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.
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