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a really cringey way of saying a sentence that you're not completely sure about.
Mother: Never do drugs, smoke, or drink alcohol, okay?
Daughter: Okay, I guess.
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Noun / Verb.
Upon noticing one has received a text, the hypothesis one makes regarding who it was that just texted them, prior to checking the phone for confirmation or contradiction.
It only counts if the message guessed upon is the first of a conversation.
Example 1:
*Bzzzt*
John: "Man, I bet that's Ryan texting me."
Evan: "Really? Why?"
John: "I was talking to him before today about hanging out."
John: *checks phone*
Evan: "Was it him?"
John: "Yeah."
Evan: "Nice text-guess, man."
Example 2:
*Bzzzt*
Alex (in thought): "That better not be Jena texting me.
Damn it, I know it's going to be her."
Alex: *checks phone*
Alex: "AH, SHIT!"
James: "What's up?"
Alex: "It was Jena, again. I text-guessed it and everything, too."
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when a male inserts his penis into a womans anal crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. quickly the man sneaks away then waves at the woman from outside (through a window). easily one of the hardest to master, but well worth it tricks in the book.
Lafwiquaonda: (damn lafonda tyrone, Kenny pulled the guess who on me and i shat all over his friends dick!"
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John- hey, hey, hey, guess waht.
Bob- what?
John- Chicken butt... tehehehehahah!!!
1: When you are guessing or think you know the answer, but are uncertain.
2: You have absolutely no idea, so your just picking an answer at random.
3: Predict or estimate without sufficient information.
1: But let's take a wild guess here: many mothers do the same!
2: Anything beyond that would be a wild guess, especially when one considers that mobile cellular and the Internet barely existed two decades ago.
when you say guess what but they know what you are going to say so you say guess why.
You "guess what" your friend "chicken butt" you "guess why" your friend "why" you "chicken thighs."
Agreeing with someone
"Hey, you like this new book?" "Yeah, I guess so..."
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