Guilt Ship

A ship or pairing that you won't admit you officially love yet (at least publicly). OR a ship that you think of as smutty more than fluffy.

oh those two? yeah they're my guilt ship.

guilt card

to make the audience or others feel guilty and bad of something and force them to work in your favor.

Boy 1: Hey can you give me a ride today?
Boy 2: I can't im busy today.
Boy 1: Please, my father has cancer and has only a few hours to live..
Boy 2: Oh ok fine i'll drive..
Boy 1: Thnx so much!
Boy 2: You are lucky today.. playing that guilt card on me..

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Stroker's Guilt

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.

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Guilt Wave

The wave given by a driver who just cut in ahead of you in traffic or knowingly did something that is completely wrong on the road.

I was about to make a turn when this dude comes speeding by almost hitting me. He stopped at the last second and gave me a guilt wave.

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orgasm guilt

The feeling of awful guilt after making a terrible decision while being horny. The orgasm is like a switch that makes you realize that you just totally screwed up

Joe: Dude I totally took this drunk chick home last night!
Fred: Did you have fun?
Joe: It was freakin awesome until I came... then... well..
Fred: Ah... you got orgasm guilt from bangin a drunk chick..

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guilt shame

When someone makes you feel shameful about you already feeling guilty.

-Jazzmyne is the worst...she guilt shamed me today for not telling her "Happy Birthday!".

top guilt

Guilt aroused in a top (a homosexual male who performs the active sexual role in anal intercourse) by his reluctance, failure, or inability to bottom (to perform the passive sexual role in anal intercourse). Top guilt is most frequently aroused when a top is confronted by a versatile partner (that is, a homosexual male who performs both the active and passive sexual roles). Also referred to as pitcher's guilt.

Dude, don't give me top guilt. You know I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.