gunny snipes

Hot Steaming pile of shit

EvilHamsterOfDeath goes to the bathroom to take a Gunny_snipes

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Gunny Snipes

A shull-shagging, skunk-molesting, son of a spunk-gibbons uncle.

you are nothing less than a worthless steaming pile of gunny.

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gunny gay

Gay to the tenth power. No one could be gayer than this. Most people that are this have white foam at the corners of their lips they also smoke heavily and drive VW Bugs.

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Gunny Five

A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.

Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.

Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?

Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.

(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)

Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!

Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.

Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!

Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.

(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)

Gunny Wunny

A gun

Little Timmy was getting too much homework, so he brought his gunny wunny to school.

gunny sack

to bring something up from the past to maliciously bring the person down during a conversation or argument.

"remember that one time you crashed you car? huh idiot?"
"QUIT GUNNY SACKING ME THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO!!"

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gunny snipes

The scum of the internet.

Stop being so lame, you're turning into Gunny_Snipes
People in that chat channel are Gunny_Snipes
You're a good person online, unlike Gunny_Snipes.

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