gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.

Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.

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butt gurgles

(n.) Similar to gurgling sound made with the mouth, but made by the anus when air is being released simultaneously with the excretion of a wet substance.

I had too many cashews, and now I've got the BUTT GURGLES!

The BUTT GURGLES are spitting something greasy out of my ass, and now I see oily, orange globules floating in the toilet bowl.

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Gurgle Monster

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.

Shut the fuck up, Gurgle Monster. Keep bobbing.

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Salty Gurgle

The sound a person makes when trying not to swallow ejaculate.

"I heard through the grapevine you gave Betty a salty gurgle last night."

"Yeah, she wouldn't even try to swallow it!"

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urban gurgle

Mumble rap

What did he just say ?! I'm not sure, I don't speak urban gurgle.

Gurgle Grease

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

Wobby Gurgle

An source of magic and truth, defining the futher knowledge for our existance. The substance of something which is beyond imagination. Some say its glowing light blinds them, as it would destroy a humans naked eyes, and delete them of there existance, leaving only the trace of a corpse, with life extinguished from it as it lays flat, motionless on the ground. Wobby Gurlge is a big boy. It's existance has some relation to the japanese moon viewing festival. Occasionally he will be caught being silly and playing with my homemade quiche like jason, he is a brute

My balls are large, like wobby gurgle