Highballs

noun, plural. Condition that results from rubbing CBD oil on one's nutsack.

Mary: I was meaning to pleasure my man last night with some baby oil, but I accidentally picked up the bottle of CBD oil instead!
Jane: How'd that turn out?
Mary: Highballs.

Highball

The term Highball has a multitude of meanings, but there are only 3 that a person should know about.

Example A: A beverage that consists of an alcoholic based spirit and a non-alcoholic mixer.

Example B: A very fast moving train, usually of an express freight or passenger train

Example C: A type of railroad signal, invented before colored signals became a thing, that indicated if the track was clear or not

Example A: Barkeep, I'll have a Whiskey Highball

Example B: The No. 5 Train, going from Shreveport, LA to Dallas, TX is a highball express, so tickles aren't cheap

Example C: Dispatch: Train 7, you are clear to highball. (A very large ball appears at the top of a wooden pole)

highballs

When you’re geeked as fuck and your eyes are blood shot red from that dank shit gas you just smoked.

“I knew the second my mom saw my highballs, I was a goner.”