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hilf

homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out

(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!

by john overscore December 31, 2024


HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a Hilf

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021


HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a HILF

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021


Hilf

H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck

Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf

by BaDhotdog July 10, 2022


HILF

Husband I'll Like To Fuck.

My husband is a hilf.

by BakaGoddess November 3, 2021


Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 12, 2017