homie i'd like to fuck
that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
(in dm's)
friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck
Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf
Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.
That's a real hilf he's got on.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.