The act of getting fucked over by someone and it ruins your whole day.
Damn Janice, my day was going so well, then I got hobie jefferied by that jerk paul
All around cool don’t give af chill
I’ve just been a Hobie lately.
a homophobic gay person. similar to a coon, a hobie will cater to the straights in any way they can.
“Rebecca said that I was a disgrace to my family after I came out to her…”
“Isn’t she dating a girl right now??”
“Oh my gosh, you’re right, she’s such a hobie.”
Fucking Dirty Ashlee’s feet while she’s brushing her Pomeranian and fingering your butthole
Your butthole is lonely and Rocky is Matted! It’s time to be a Dirty Hoby and give a Dirty Ashlee.