A scumbag that’s usually getting beat up by a Ryan
Ooop, there’s Hagen getting his butt whipped again
A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.
Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!
WATCH OUT HAGEN GOT MY
PARENTS DIVORCED AFTER FUCKING MY
MOM
Hagen has a big dick and is great during sex and has brown hair and is sexy as fuck.
A plate of Hagen Schnugel is salmon that has been cooked for exactly 67 and of a minute for 471K.
My favourite dinner is that of a plate of Hagen Schnugel