A single woman who likes or is in love with a gay male
Kurt: Youre a lonely hag!
Tina: What?
Kurt: you're in love with blaine!
Two people who meet in the Fate of Happiness and are soulmates in which their love transcends distance and time.
Natasha: You're my favorite hag
Nathan: Ditto
A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)
Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.
When smoking a spliff (a marijuana/tobacco cigarette), you do not take a "hit" or take a "drag" - you take a "hag" of a spliff. The amount of time to hold in the "hag" is proportional to the marijuana to tobacco ratio. The larger the amount of weed, the longer the "hag" is held in.
Let me take a hag off of that spliff, fool.
Feeling hungover,sloppy,scrambling etc.
I got so wasted last night,I'm so hags this morning.
When you ejaculate on your partners chest, then make it into a triangle, like that of a Phantasm Trap from the video game DeadByDaylight
I hagged my girl last night, but I only nutted enough to make a small trap.