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Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
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similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!
here some examples of naughty haiku-
her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.
sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.
gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.
the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.
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The act of holding one or more people/things hostage until they provide a satisfactory Haiku to affect their release.
In game action: Dude, your ship has just been Haiku Ransomed, fork over a good Haiku or be destroyed
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Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
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A free form of impressionistic poetry using the underground hacker lingo called 'Leet'(1337). Adapted from the traditional Japanese form that uses 17 total syllables divided into three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 except 133+ haiku is more free form.
n00b 90+ pwn3d
j00 60+ sk0013d
n00b $1 @ t00l
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The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.
Houdini Haiku -
There was a wise man,
With this hilarious plan,
Spit, trick, and stick it.
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Proverbial:
of, resembling, or expressed as a proverb: a phrase expressing a basic truth which may be applied to common situations.
Haiku:
a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.
Proverbial Haiku: a phrase in a haiku form.
"Proverbial Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild
It's better to have,
loved and lost than never to,
have loved at all.
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